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Shit-Box Car Sales

Your ultimate destination for budget 'beater' cars,
affordable rides that get the job done
(most of the time)!

Find Your Perfect Shit-Box

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1999 / Jeep - Grand Cherokee
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Orange, CA
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2010 / Volvo - XC90
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Culver City, CA
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2014 / BMW - 5 Series
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Cerritos, CA
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1994 / Mercedes-Benz - E-Class
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Carlsbad, CA
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2004 / Toyota - Sienna
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Cerritos, CA
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1995 / Ford - Ranger
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San Juan Capistrano, CA
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1997 / Mercedes-Benz - E-Class
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Vista, CA
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2005 / Hyundai - Santa Fe
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Winnetka, CA
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2018 / Chevrolet - Bolt EV
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La Puente, CA



About Us

Welcome to Shit-Box Car Sales, founded by your favorite car broker : Joshua Bonnan , and specialized in affordable, “character-rich” vehicles for budget-conscious drivers who just need something that (usually) runs! Based in sunny California, we believe everyone deserves a set of wheels, even if they come with a few quirks.

Our mission? Offer cars that fit your budget, no matter how tight. Our “Shit-Box” selection might have a few bumps and bruises, but each one has its own charm and is priced to sell. No frills, no fuss—just cars that get the job done (more or less).

As brokers, we’re also here to help you find exactly what you’re looking for. Even if you don’t see your dream “beater” on our site, just let us know what you need, and we’ll track it down for you.

At Shit-Box Car Sales, we’re here to make car ownership accessible and fun. Located in California, we welcome you to check out our collection and find your perfect “beater” today!







Frequently Asked Questions

Got questions? Here’s a quick rundown on buying a Shit-Box. For anything else, chat with our AI below!

What does “as-is” mean?

All cars are sold exactly as they are, quirks and all. No warranties, no surprises!

Can I test-drive a Shit-Box before buying?

Of course! Feel free to take it for a spin and see if it’s the ride for you (quirks included).

Not finding the car you want?

Let us know what you’re looking for, and we’ll help you find it—your budget beater awaits.

Do you offer financing?

We keep things simple with cash-only deals. No added fees—just straight savings.


Contact Us

Got questions about a Shit-Box? Want to know more about one of our listings?

Fill out the form below, and we’ll get back to you with all the gritty details!